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Hate? Spice Girls ain't half bad! Really.
Yes I guess, I really am putting myself
up to be shot. Go ahead, why not. Just place the water pistol against my head
and spray me with all you've got.
I woke up one night to the great shock of having a cockroach fly and land
on my face whilst I was blissfully dreaming of things I dare not mention
on this page (for now). Now, for a person who had previously had a sordid
nightmare of a flying cockroach landing in his open mouth - this was not
a pleasant event. YES! I HATE COCKROACHES!!! The bastards!
Cockroaches are worthy of my hate. These dirty, sewer dwelling
motherless bastards occupy the top position on my hate list. A
distant second is occupied by credit card bills. Haven't you noticed
that however you pay your monthly bills, the amount on the
credit card NEVER reduces?!
So here goes my top ten hates list:
- cockroaches, the dirty bastards
- credit card bills
- smug faced, holier-than-thou, I am always right 'coz I know
more than you sons & daughters of bitches.
- my inability to focus
- an itch you can't scratch
- bad food
- an itch that keeps you scratching throughout the night
- other bills and debts of any kind
- the fact that I do not have USD50million cash in my bank account
not only that - I have RM17.80 (approx USD4.68) in my bank account,
and that's a major bummer.
- being sick - of course everybody hates being sick
So what's this about the Spice Girls you say? Well they are not on
my top ten list! Not even an honourable mention. Why? 'Coz they
ain't half bad! Gruesome, ain't it? I even know which Spice girl
is which! Morbid! I can sing the songs! Facinating, said Mr Spock.
My kids love the Spice Girls. And I love "Spice Up Your Life". So
the question is, why do people hate the Spice Girls?
Okay, I admit - they are not Mozart - they are not even Dame Kiri Te Kanawa.
They don't even look good. In fact, the sad thing is this: David Beckham
is prettier than Victoria Adams (Posh Spice - see, I know them). I struggle
to find any redeeming factor that is the Spice Girls. Sigh. I can only say
this... the seem to have the simple, stupid charm. That's it.
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