- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then
bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
- If it's really a 'rush job', run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to
inquire how it's going. That helps.
- Always leave without telling anyone where your going. It gives me the
chance to be creative when somebody asks me where you are.
- If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the
door for me. I need to learn how to be more independent and do without any
help, which is why I work here.
- If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the
priority. Let me guess. It builds management skills and my inate ability of
mind reading.
- Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and I really have
nowhere to go and nothing else to do. My life is yours.
- If a job pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me a
promotion.
- If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular
in conversation.
- If you have any special instructions for a job, don't write them down.
In fact, save them until the job is almost done, or better yet until it is
done, so I can learn repetitive perfection doing it your way.
- Never introduce me to people you're with. When you refer to them later,
my shrewd deductions will identify them.
- Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change
your life.
- Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to
know someone else is less fortunate.
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