T Y P E S   O F   M E N   Y O U   M E E T   I N   W A S H R O O M S
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    Excitable Type          : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips
                              pants in anger.

    Sociable Type           : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one
                              or not.

    Timid Type              : Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends
                              he has peed and sneaks back later.

    Noisy Type              : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to
                              have a look at the other fellow's tool.

    Indifferent Type        : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

    Clever Type             : Pees without holding tool, shows off by
                              adjusting tie at same time.

    Vain Type               : Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2
                              would have done.

    Absent Minded Type      : Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees
                              in his pants.

    Worried Type            : Not quite sure what he has been up to
                              lately, makes a furtive but close
                              inspection of his tool while peeing.

    Disgruntled Type         : Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to
                              pee, fails, farts and walks away.

    Sneaky Type             : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and
                              looks at the bloke stood next to him.

    Sloppy Type             : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his
                              zip open and adjusts his balls 10 min.
                              later.

    Learned Type            : Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

    Childish Type           : Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch
                              bubbles while peeing.

    Strong Type             : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to
                              knock the drops off.

    Drunken Type            : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back
                              and pees in his trousers.

    Embarrassed Type         : Covers his tool with both hands as he
                              stands there and pees through his
                              fingers.

    Cockeyed Type           : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.

    Scared Type             : Those that look at the wall because
                              they are scared to look at what they're
                              holding.