SOME WISE SAYINGS OF CONFUCIUS:

Confucius say........ Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Confucius say....... If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Confucius say....... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say....... Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius say....... He who walk through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok. Confucius say....... Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem, wake up with solution in hand. Confucius say....... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Confucius say....... Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week. Confucius say....... Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. Confucius say...... Girl who sit on judge's lap get honourable discharge. Confucius say...... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Confucius say...... Man who stands on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Confucius say....... Squirrel who runs up woman's legs not find nuts. Confucius say....... Rape, impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down. Confucius say....... He who run behind bus get exhausted. Confucius say....... Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. [Back to TOP] [Back to ThÉ HÜMðüR pÆGê] [Back to ThË fINânÇë FÜñSÏtE]

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