- Confucius say........
- Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
- Confucius say.......
- If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
- Confucius say.......
- Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
- Confucius say.......
- Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- Confucius say.......
- He who walk through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok.
- Confucius say.......
- Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem, wake up with solution in
hand.
- Confucius say.......
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
- Confucius say.......
- Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.
- Confucius say.......
- Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
- Confucius say......
- Girl who sit on judge's lap get honourable discharge.
- Confucius say......
- Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
- Confucius say......
- Man who stands on street corner with hands in pockets,
not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
- Confucius say.......
- Squirrel who runs up woman's legs not find nuts.
- Confucius say.......
- Rape, impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man
with pants down.
- Confucius say.......
- He who run behind bus get exhausted.
- Confucius say.......
- Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
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